welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
yows:

oMHG I WAS ON THE PBS WEBSITE AND I WAS ON THE COMIC MAKWER AND I CLICKED MAKE A RANDOM COMIC AND THIS CAME UP WHY AM I LAUFHGING THIS HARD GOD BLESS
charlatte-love:

andibutt:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

YOU GUYS SHOULD BE AUSCHAMED OF YOURSELVES

oh mein gott u guys
Watching the Avengers
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
ninjachau:

suddenly i had a realization i am all alone. living in a town full of talking animals. not only that, i am the only support for the entire environment and must spend hours planting trees and watering dumb flowers which will wilt in a day when there are ten other residents. i also realized i am a child living alone which is even weirder. i don’t need to eat. i never speak. my only friend is a frog. my only chance at love is bestiality. i was forced into labor by a raccoon.
oh well, my as well go shake some trees and collect fruit for my entire income.
incestuous-lesbianponies:

Make milkshakes, they said.
It would bring all the boys to the yard, they said.