deduceforme:

jamanddogtags:

doyoudopoison:

Valentines day is coming up.
Remember going to the shops to buy those horribly tacky cartoon character cards for your school friends? Ive just saved you the time.

Nothing says “I love you” better than a sociopath.

Dear god. This isnt how I was meant to spend my afternoon.
THE TACKINESS IS MEANT TO BE ~*IRONIC*~
But I’m not sorry.

Ahahaha! Perfect!

BRB CAKE.

BRB. I NEED TO GIVE THE JOHN WATSON CARD TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.

queenaglaia:

shuofthewind:

prufrocking:

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I am still sputtering over these. I…can’t describe my feelings right now.

Best thing ever.

I THOUGHT YOU OUGHTA KNOW, YOU’RE DEFINITELY MY DIVISION.

omnom-monster:

davesexual:

i decided to make some sb&hj valentines for my friends this year, and then i got this sweet idea to share them with you guys so you can use them if your heart so desires

also included a blank in case you want to make your own shitty edit

the funny part about the fat nasty trash one is that valentines day is actually on a tuesday this year

If I don’t get one of these… Guys, I will be so disappointed. Heather. Nadia. And everyone else. 

Do not let me down.

GIVING THESE TO EVERYONE FUCKKKKK!!!!! GIVING THE YIFF ONE TO TREVOR AND KELLI AND NAPTALIAT AND POOTNEY. OH FUCK SPOILER.

oooohhhh…. for Lacrosse on Valentines Day, we are forced to sell flowers. On each flower, I will attach one of these COOL CARDS and then everyone will wanna buy the flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!